Kindergartenisms

This year I started working at the school in the kindergarten. Almost everyday I hear the funniest things from the kids. I think the teacher needs to write a book about it. I decided I need to post the funny things I hear. This was my favorite for the day. I was helping the kids make a page for a book the class is making. They had to draw a picture of a house and what lives in it and then they would right a sentance that says " A ______ is a house for a _____" Some kids wrote "A doghouse is a house for a dog" or "A beehive is a house for a bee". I even got a lot of "A Haunted House is a house for a ghost". But my very favorite one was "A body is a house for a Holy Ghost".